This could have been the other hummus
How Heath and I solve our marital difficulties
Organic, like the Alien's corrosive drool
Don't get my sympathy hanging out the 15th floor
It must be great to be straight
A dress the colour of the night sky
A door closes, a skylight opens
Harry Potter and the Triplet Daughters
Not quiet on the Jess-tern front
Destiny called. I let the machine pick up.
Proactive about blowing your own trumpet
The only good meme I've seen in ages
I. . .burned the roof of my mouth
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
I can't argue, I just don't mind.
There were two flies on a wall. . .
I only wish I could write this good
In Soviet Russia, Time Wastes You
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is still my project, dammit!
Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing any more
You don't know what'll happen next, and neither do we
How old is that in human years?
A series of unfortunate events
War crimes: rape and murder by US troops in Iraq
How to be a good (Movie Musketeers) interviewee
Good riddance, ya buncha tea wasters
When did I forget to be a recluse?
"Oh look, another good hair day!"
All your rock music are belong to us
Refreshing outside the hospital room door
Closing doors and opening windows
I got my hairdresser in trouble
Belated blogging against sexism
The Ninth Carnival of Feminists
The wealthiest person is a pauper at times, compared to the man with a satisfied mind
Action Grr! Executive Grr? (Redux)
Mansfield parzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The unluckiest man in the world
The Man is trying to keep me down
The curious incident of the nap in the daytime
It's a froo booo! A froooooo boooooooooo!
You can't take the sky from me
I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
This entry is not thematically related to the previous entry
Le freak, c'est really really annoying
Rumblings of fear and excitement
I'd rather have the kind you drink
I'm the lucky one, always having fun
I guess that answers that question
Hit with the point-of-view gun
C'mon babe, why don't we paint the town?
Sooner or later, darlin', you're gonna get eaten
+10 Sewing Machine of Princess Seaming
Melodies, Dreams and Reflections
So, about that bombing thing . . .
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild. . .
Vehicular billboards reserve you a space
Stoo Woo: Episoo Throo - Revoo Oo The Soo!
More people! But only the 'right' kind.
If Jack Osborne can do it, anyone can!
I can lock all my doors. It's the only way to live
It's all over the front page, comin' down with road rage
Bethysphere interviews Leaves of Rafs
Easy money . . . rain that ever-loving stuff down on me
Where's my nurse? I need some healin'
Use your fist and not your mouth
Hello. Is there anybody in there?
Unfinished, problem object. Probject?
If you don't know it's broke, you can't fix it
Science fiction double feature
What if I ride? What if you walk?
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Ground to dust and ash, crawling on all fours
Feel so small in the supermarket queue
Bring down the shadows of my mind
What's so funny 'bout misunderstanding?
The world lances youth's lamb like winter
Dragon Empress of the Universe
No earthly way of knowing which direction we are going
Cool - Groovy - Morning - Fine
Rabid weasels ate my word count.
I've got a good feeling about this
Went too fast I'm out of luck and I don't even give a fuck
Oh, class A, class B. Is that the only chemistry?
Literally spinning and bouncing
Bless me, stalkers, for I am vain
Vengeance is mine, saith everyone and his dog
We could be heroes, just for one day
Letter from a weasel (verbatim)
What, do I have a tattoo on my forehead?
Is it cuz I is transportationally challenged?
Why do you take the opposite view?
Chancellor of the Exchequer Jess
I bet if I said "knickers" she'd say "super"
Take me out of this straightjacket
Another heart has made the trade
The gospel according to Stanislavski
You came to see the mobscene... it's better than a sex scene
Glam Roadie / R.I.P. white cami top
Because that water seeks her own, she had a desire to flow
I like pleasure spiked with pain - music is my aeroplane
So long, and thanks for all the fish
Put on your flip-flops and let's go shopping, dear
Conversation over coffee (paraphrased)
Pleased to meet you, hope you've guessed my name
Burningreferencelibrary, vol. 2
Burningreferencelibrary, vol. 1
Pace around pathetic pound games
Let's hope I never use my powers for evil
Later that day, a Jess-like thought
And I'm sitting in the kitchen sink
Because I would be very bored if that hiatus became permanent...
Teach you how to be a holy cow
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know
Get back to where you once belonged
Blogging about talking to people about fretting about writing
Don't let the bastards grind you down
Thanks for nothing, you selective-hearing sonofabitch
Morpheus of the Endless has been visiting again
I know you and I know it won't take you long to make me smile
Can't stop thinking of his goddamn machine
I'm a vampire with a bad haircut, and today is the worst day of my life.
I gaze beyond the rain-drenched streets
Don't know why, you poor little boy
I'll have barbecue sauce with that, please
So this do-not-call thing lasted about two months
Do you love your guns? God? The government?
I'm the fussiest person in the world as we know it (and my bank balance feels fine.)
Thursday's child has far to go
A slightly embarrassing moment
People who have sent me Chreesmoos cards:
How to make a raf's little fluffy heart 'splode with joy
Bitching is easy with eyes closed
I'm a novelist. What do you do?
Hyperballad, or a ballad about being hyper.
I am an architectural freak (hi, dad)
Now remind me what happened ten minutes ago, would you?
Blog-a-thon 3: It's ours this time
Blog-a-thon 2: Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare
Blog-a-thon 1: Trick or treat till the neighbours gonna die of fright
A leopard can't change her spots
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Books I've read since moving to Austin: a (probably partial) list
A progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable
Musings on writing, part 3: Second thoughts
Musings on writing, part 2: Dilemma
Musings on writing, part 1: Self-conscious
I only copy good ideas from people
The return of the fellowship of the two towers
I can't believe your song is gone so soon
The only way in which I'm properly Jewish
So you think we have a Special Relationship?
I left my teeth in Bryan, Texas
Totally unserious stuff from newspapers
A scary song by mutant look looks
Blog-a-Thon 12: All the children are insane
Blog-a-Thon 11: A rather self-indulgent exercise
Blog-a-Thon 10: Ill-fated ventures
Blog-a-Thon 9: Misc/various/sundry/assorted
Blog-a-Thon 8: My airport life
Blog-a-Thon 7: Blogging makes things better
Blog-a-Thon 5: Robot roll-call!
Blog-a-Thon 4: anime and seperate interests
Blog-a-Thon 3: "Get away with eet!"
Blog-a-Thon 2: Has it been an hour already?
Blog-a-thon 1: Holy matrimony, batman!
Girly TMI-type stuff plus bad sleep. A whinge in A minor.
This is just a joke, now, right?
"Are you authorized to work in the US?"
Friends I chose, and other reasons for joy
You should all have written more about films I was eventually going to see
Why real life should be more like computer games
Brains and childhood nightmares
Time to switch to Movable Type?
I'm definitely British - let's talk about weather
Introducing Gilliam, and other exploding adventures
Bureau full of Confusing and Infuriating Sociopaths
My subconsious is rarely this coherent
RPG that actually made me roleplay
Oh Grrharr. I'm dreading the character wipe.
Architecture is life-or-death! (In my dreams)
I do not wish to consume bovine lactose at any temperature
Manuel comes from a can, he was put there by The Man.
No right to take my place in the human race
No, I don't exclusively watch sci-fi
Holy potential life upheaval, Batman!
Web stats are a mixed blessing
Hyperballad, or: a ballad about hype?
Underqualified and incompetent?
I'll take any excuse that I can get for feeling good
Compendium of unrelated thoughts: Wednesday.
What have chocolate eggs got to do with nailing the messiah to a cross, anyway?
All hail the glorious sea-moo!
Alien invasion/moocular bomb attack
Another day, another identical salad.
I think I may have been misinterpreted
OK, our truck needs to stop being broken, right now.
Who are you, and what have you done with my...me?
A post (mainly) about clothes, à la Sassy
"You're a super genius, very sensitive"
End of government-sanctioned laziness
An aside (about the war, sorry)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (reprise)
All I ever do is talk about my mum (hi, mum)
I'll see your update and raise you an update
*beats self to death with chair*
Blasphemy, blas for you, blas for everybody in the room
Musing on new CD (I hope Hannah's reading this)
Where do you get your morality from?
Where's the [bursts a blood vessel] icon?
Huh? Wha..? Who? (Premature Altzheimers, or something)
On cynicism, romance, independence, and Meg Ryan.
On caring less, and giving a shit.
Feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
Confessions of a Chicago Knight at the Superbowl
Turn about is fair play. (For Simon)
"Hi, this is Antony." "Oh. Well, is Anthony there?"
My take on the lesbian cliché, and Chasing Amy
Icky cupboard-cleaning occurrence
Blogging thoughts and other random stuff.
Because I am a sheep. Or was it a monkey...?
Um, yeah. I'm not infallible after all.
Who cares about reviews, anyway?
More on fucking off back to where I came from
I'm addicted to Dungeon Keeper 2
I'm so terrible at updating this thing
Memo, to everyone: Be more proactive
Cheese and melon and squeezing body parts
The Travelling Circus has left town
I know I should write something today...
Someone just put my feelings in the blender
Baggage (literal, not emotional)
Brief, with stuff. And possibly nonsense
More on more on upsetting posts
Today's random cold-induced musings
Only one arrangement at a time, please!
So what are you doing a week tomorrow?
I'll have a cup of tea, and tell you of my...
You can't blame me, not for the death of summer
I Melt Like Phish-Food In Your Hands
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Waiting for something to happen...
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