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:: October 25, 2004 ::
HONK

Neyo! I’s back from my adventoo, with no moo clothe than when I left but with lotso bling! Here am pictoo of me livin eet up:

So at Build a Boo, oo the clothe were too big for me, shoes an hats an oo, so I end up not gettin nothin, but it turn out I gets lotso stuff oo day long. Eet start Fridoo night when they makes bridoo favoo with littoo white bows on eet, gets bow on elasteec put on leg like gartoo, does sexy dance an shakes tail (that when Crystoo decide to fancy me). On Saturdoo Liz have to get men to do stuff an gives them Moodi Groos beads in retoo, so she gives me some for doin erotic tail-shakin dance. At Build a Boo, only thing what fit me am blue bow to put aroo ear. Ooso gets blue bling bling ring from Bacheloroo kit to wear on ossicone. Later, Grr gets headache, gives me pink crown. Liz has to take male prisonoo for t-shirt checklist, takes me prisonoo with handcuff, only too big for my hooves, is moo like whole armcuff! Wears eet on back like a backpack.

By the way, HONK am now noise what you makes at cute guys. Oo the grrs says HONK to me now, like Crystoo.

Oo in oo very satisfyin BeeGooBloo weekend.

Posted by Gilliam @ 9:47 pm | Category: Dairy, Gilliam |

10 Comments »

  1. Oooh! You look pretty as caaaandy in your bling-bling. Most BeeGooBloo.

    We did a little researchoo and found out that “Build a Boo” was the Build A Bear Workshop.

    That is either the most excitoo thing we ever heard, or the most scarioo.

    OK Bye
    Stompy

    Comment by Stompy — October 25, 2004 @ 11:35 pm

  2. Sounds like you had a fantastic time! and I love the title of that photograph. Gilliamlush! :-D

    Comment by Eileen — October 26, 2004 @ 7:41 am

  3. Neyo Stompy!

    Nick, I’s meanin Build a Boo! Eet were both excitoo an scarioo, cos there were oo them Bears ready to come to life make friends an stuff. There were ooso many cool clothe (what not fit me). But there am ooso big moochine foo of fluff, is like insides goin roo an roo, an they sticks nozzoo in Bear’s back an fills him up. Has mix feelins about this.

    Comment by Gilliam — October 26, 2004 @ 7:58 am

  4. Neyo Gilliam,

    Has mix feelins about that mysoo. Understand that not all Bears are animoo. Maybe that’s a good thing–so many Bears in stores, in oroo sloo troo, that’s no life for an animoo Bear. Better they stay animoo until they meet the right persoo or familoo. But I don’t know if I could watch someone stick a nozoo in a Bear’s back and fill him up.

    I’m going off to be pensoo.

    OK Bye
    Stompy

    Comment by Stompy — October 26, 2004 @ 10:55 am

  5. I meant, better they stay “inanimoo” until they met up with right persoo or familoo.

    (Thought I hit Prevoo but I hit Poo.)

    OK Bye
    Stompy

    Comment by Stompy — October 26, 2004 @ 10:57 am

  6. I don’t even like to drink, but you look so adoraboo with your margarita that I am almost tempted.

    Comment by Min — October 27, 2004 @ 1:00 am

  7. “(Thought I hit Prevoo but I hit Poo.)”

    Jojojojojo! I hit poo too!

    Comment by ickUl — October 27, 2004 @ 10:47 am

  8. Ooo, Gilliam! You looks loveloo.

    HONK.

    Comment by Simon — November 1, 2004 @ 5:17 pm

  9. Oh Gilliam, so many women, so little of you! We will always remember your erotic “tail” dancing. I thank you for consenting to be Liz’s last temptation as a single woman, and making the whole adventure more fun!

    Big kisses on that cute little nose!
    -Love, Ginger

    Comment by Ginger — November 8, 2004 @ 9:48 pm

  10. Oh and you get a big old “HONK!!!!!” from me with all that blue bling. Long live dirty madlibs.

    Comment by Ginger — November 8, 2004 @ 9:51 pm

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