I knows they says what peopoos am moo attracteeve when thems facees am symmetricoo, but I not beyeaves eet. At least, eet am definiteloo not troo when eet come to look looks.

Just take a look at me:

I has a line drew down me ‘middoo’ seam. Me nostroos am space wonkiloo. Me beads am space wonkiloo. One ear an ossicone am slicked back, an the othoo sticks out like, “NEYO!”

But, when yoo gets down to eet, is I not cute?

An there we has eet, fellow wonk-maestroos: remember yoo is cute, an yoo will be quite happy livin wiv wonk.