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We look looks gets very jealous of the yumanses’ iPhoones and iPods. You see, they requires magnets.

Descuse me. Bes right back.

OK, is back.

That was the GRR. She says they isn’t magnets, they is electro-magnetic fields. They takes the electrics in the yumanses’ skin an uses them to make the choosey wheel go round and round until you have found the album you is looking for. I says they has to be magnets, or how else would they get the choosey wheel to follow them? The GRR is an editor, she can’t be spected to know about everything. Besides, if they was fields wouldn’t the grass get stuck in the iPhoone?

The problem is, look looks doesn’t have magnets, they has fluff. Fluff isn’t sticky (unless you has stuck self-adhesive felt to your face for a makeshift pirate eyepatch, Gizmoo I is looking at you), so the choosey wheel doesn’t stick to us. We can’t even press the numbers on the iPhoone because they isn’t touch screen or buttons, they is all MAGNETS-BASED. Is we just not cut out for the 21th Century? Yumanses has it so easy. They just swishes theys fingers around the choosey wheel, and hey presto as if by magnets, out comes the music. That hardly seems f…

Descuse me. Bes right back again.

The GRR says that my understanding of the technologoo is such that it might as well be magic, which splains everything. I doesn’t know what that supposed to mean.

OK where were I?

Anyway, I is leading a R&D team, that am a relaxing and dossing about team, to look into look look magnets solutions. The GRR says is fine as longs I doesn’t put the magnets near the hard drives. Anyone know what she is on about?