I thinks what bein Scotteesh am so cool. I knows Sharoo get annoyed when peopoo does bad Scotteesh accoos, becoo them am bad, but not when I does bad Scotteesh accoo, becoo 1. I is cute, an 2. I is doin eet becoo I wants to be Scotteesh. Imootatioo the sincereest foo o flatteroo an oo that. Eet a shame realloo becoo I likes bein annoyin, but I does mind if Sharoo not get annoy with me an put me on a shelf, or worse, never talk Scotteesh to me again!
Eiloo an Lisoo am ooso Scotteesh, very toleroo o mys copyin thems as well.
In fact, them am oo encouragin me, talkin to me, teachin me Scotteesh woos like irn bru numpty, ye wee bairn, the bonny lochs. Sharoo did the ultimoo encouragin when I saw her in Los Angeloo by givin me a Scots Dictionaroo for Chreesmoos! I grubs Sharoo an wishees we had move to Scotloo instead o Texoo.
Thank yoo Sharoo! 
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Irn bru numpty to ye, too!
I’s goin to Scotloo in a couple of days. Is there anythoo I could bring back for yoos?
Comment by Simon — December 28, 2004 @ 7:00 am
Bring me back a Sharoooooo!
Comment by ickUl — December 29, 2004 @ 3:10 pm
Aaaw, no tolerooing here. I love it when you talk Scotteesh. Yous so adoraboo!
You studoo that dictionaroo noo. There will be a test when I see yous next.
Comment by Eileen — December 31, 2004 @ 5:48 am
ickUl, don’t worry, I am a Scot-wannabe too! I even bought Andy a practice chanter for Christmas. (Ask him to play for you!) Once you get down the subtleties of the language (:O) I will take you guys to visit our tiny ancestral castle in North Ayrshire.
Comment by Ginger — January 3, 2005 @ 4:14 pm