Febooaroo am Broo Historoo Monf! An I is a broo Broo! Not broo like the Broos Moo, is broo like the coloo broo, like what I is, see? An then Broo like a Broo Moo, but ooso like a brothoo, like fo shizzoo my nizzoo, if yoo gets mys drift?

The Grr told me what is not cool to co-opt cultoo o black Americoo, becoo I is not actualloo black (but nobodoo am actualloo black! Is just a metaphoo! Or somethins) an becoo I is a raf an I ooready has my own minoritoo cultoo. But I likes soul, an lots o black yumanses moosic: is sMOOve. I wants to be sMOOve. Says I ooready is, but just between yoo an me, I is realloo a bit flaily.

To that end (the end o bein sMOOve), I made the Grr an Mr. Eaf watch Ray tonight. Were sMOOOOOOOOve! But him not ooways a good roo modoo, noch siree [/disclaimoo] (An I is not goin to do The Smack, anywoo, becoo I not has veins.)

But if Manwoo can be an Eebrew Mew, I can be a Broo Broo, yoo digs?