Neyo! I’s bloggen from where the Grr am workin this week. I’s sittin next to an oroo bear what say ‘Vermont’ on hims tummy, what the persoo who work in this office have on her desk. I’s tried makin friends with him, but him not really animate look look. This remind me of somethin what Mr. Jim say about hims bears. When ask what in hims house, him say:
A number of bears live here–as Fuchsia [the Grr] put it, inhabitants, not decor–and some of the bears also have their own bears, which are toy bears, not inhabitant bears.
Him ooso say some of the Bears’ Bears talks and am animate (at least to the Bears), some does not.
I thought about this one time when I wanteed a SpooBoo look look to be my friend. But I knows eet not really be SpooBoo, SpooBoo live in Bikini Bottoo with Gary an work at the Krusty Krab. My SpooBoo, bought from the stoo, would be a replicoo SpooBoo. When I were in the oroo slave trade at Gattiland, Mr. Gatti (ereafter “The Man”) made copies of me! Manwoo clones! They was not animate. They hung on the woo, were given out as prizees, not complain.
Owever, there am some look looks what start as bein replicoo, become animate, take on own existoo. Like Squeege. Him were never really Michelangeloo from the Toitles. Him only really become animate when him start bein hims own persoo. An Chmp, too. (Not Champ Bear!) Maybe somewhere a Manwoo clone become animate, but not Manwoo. Only one Manwoo!
What am a look look? Am eet like in Buffo where some has souls an some not? Am a look look’s look look a demoo? (Not a daemoo, like in Hims Dark Materioo - they am souls.) If a yuman body were made of fleshnblood, but not talk, not be animate, not even breathe, that be creepy, right? But them other look looks be made of fluffnbeans just like me, not talk, not be animate, but not creepy neither. Just kind of like a pillow. I doesn’t mind sittin with Vermont Bear even if him not a real look look.
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Oooh! Neyo everyone!
We just found out that you had this blog blog, and the first time we log on we find you talking about us Bears. We are very excited, and there is much bouncing around here right now.
Only… *looks over shoulder* …don’t tell Spike that his bear Ollie is a toy bear. Spike thinks his bear Ollie is an animate Bear like us. And we don’t point out that it is really Spike doing Ollie’s voice, not Ollie himself.
We look forward to reading all about the rafs and all the look looks on your blog blog.
OK Bye
Stompy
Comment by Stompy — September 17, 2004 @ 11:26 am
Ollie is too an animoo Bear. Here, let him type for himself.
i am u beer
See!
OK Bye
Spike
Comment by Spike — September 17, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
Oooh, philosophoo! I wonders what you think of Captoo Archoo, what Jazz has? Him cardboard!
Comment by Simon — September 18, 2004 @ 4:53 am
Indeed there will only ever be one Manuel. You are truly an original.
Comment by Eileen — September 18, 2004 @ 7:12 am
OWWWW.Ewwo manwoooo.I seeth de pwahbwem yooth avin…I phink dat maybe der arrr wuk-wuks oo need de company ahv uvva wuk-wuks,den dey sthtarrrt to be animate,wike it kinda wubs ahf ahn dem.Wike dustht phwahm is darrrk matewiuls,the animatedneth is atwahktud to em with pwowahnged cahntahct with wuk-wuks whos tahhhk and boing and sthtuff,and dems hoooomans oo wuk after em and wuk at em.Maybe itsth de wukkin whaaaat duth it,de maahh yooo wuk at wuk wuks de maahh dey beeth animate.pahthibwee.O.I wekon pwabably awl wuk wuks av gaht it in em to beeth animate, but hooomanth avent gaht enuff wuv and wukkin to make em awl come to wife. Naht wife, but wife, de ahpothit of def.But naht def wike when u cant eya but def wike when you cahnt get up, and bweeev and sthtuff.O.But its naht distoibin to be awound inanimate wuk wuks cus u knows dey cud be awive!O.Cos we alls started naht nowin oo we wath, but den we foudn oomans ood talk far uth,and uvvah wuk wuks to talk to!Den dats yar famiwy and u knows oos u is.O.
I downt know aneephin weawy do, isth justh gessthin.PWAAAAAAAAAAD. O. Inaspoo, mr manwooo!
Comment by Don Squeegioni — September 30, 2004 @ 6:02 pm