Gillioo, oh Gillioo, I loves you Gillioo, Gillioo the tattoo lady.

That am what the Grr sang one day, led to whole woo of confoose for me! Far’s I knows, I is not lady. An my tattoos – is I yellow with broo tattoo or broo with yellow tattoo? One thing evvybody must learn about me is I is ooways tryin to find out what I is. Evvythin am identitoo crisees for me. Like, that one time peopoo started sayin “you’s a neyo” – is just an in-joke from Clerks Animateed Seroo, but I takes eet serioo. Wonders what am a neyo. Concludes must be someone what friendloo an want to talk but not sure what to say, am a bit shy. Like me! Says neyo to evvybody but not sure what to say next.

Mr. Eaf help me realise I is not a lady, an not tattoo neither – is just a metaphoo. But reserves right to call self tattoo lady anyway.