The Bears’ worst fears am fooin ovoo an bein unaboo to commoonicate, specificalloo fooin ovoo away from Mr. Jim or some othoo friendly yumans, an not bein aboo to splain what they am sentioo an needs to get back ome. Can sympathise very much! Fooin ovoo by eetself am not too bad, am kind o fun in the right circumstoo. Like when yoo in on the couch or in the froo boo surroundeed by broos an goesSPISH. Quite oftoo I foos ovoo, an says, “I fell ovoo!” Am not realloo concern. The Grr think eet am cute.
Sometimes yoo is balancin on like the arm o a chair or on a desk or somethins, an yoo foos off. If a yuman fell as far as we does (to scale) they would be brokened! But we not has bones, so we is honk k. Just goesSPISH.
But the worst thing am fooin out. Once, Moofreed fell out o the car an into a puddoo! The Grr not even noteece when her got out o the car, noteece only when her came back five minutes latoo what him were lyin in a puddoo! Told him him should’ve goneSPISH so her noteece when him foo out. Him weren’t too traumatoo, but the Grr say what that am becoo young peopoos thinks they am invinciboo, him not thinkin about what could have happen. Her makes soo nevoo to let us foo out again!
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That’s a good point that fooin ovoo at home isn’t dangeroo. The real dangoo is fooin out, like Moofreed fell out of the car. Very scaroo.
Even though it isn’t dangeroo, we don’t like fooin off things onto the floor. Specialloo when Jim accidentloo knocks us off something becoo he was being careloo. Then the rule is, he has to kiss us to make it bettoo before he puts us back on the sofa or table or bed, or wherevoo we were befoo he knocked us ovoo.
OK Bye
Blinky
Comment by Blinky — April 19, 2006 @ 3:06 pm
Any exscoos for a kiss am good!
Comment by Manuel — April 19, 2006 @ 3:27 pm