Flon want me to splain this pictoo:
Him ask, “I at a loss as to what Gizmoo is protesting about..
does he want everyone to have just one nostril? Or does he want recognition for one-nostrildom as a debilitating disability? I thought he could’ve been supportin manwoooooooooooo in some bizarre way but he was in fact making good use of vowels in his sign. Maybe he’d like to explain, surely if he can write a sign he can type, even if his vocalisation is limited to one nasalised truncated syllable.”
Sadly, Gizmoo can not write any moo than him can talk. Eet oo come out, “meh meeh-meh, meeh mee-eh.” Essetroo. Him had to get the Grr to make the sign, so I is goin to splain the sign. Actooy, Flon kinda got eet right, only got eet backwoos. Eet were Gizmoo protest, an I were the one supportin him. Only, I has got two prominoo nostroo so can’t really have sign saying I has only one. So I had a Chmp type sign, sayin bn vwls nw. (Ban vowels now - him not say them very well so think nobody should.) What Gizmoo want were recognitioo of hims only havin one nostroo. Most peopoo tries to tell him that him have two!
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Ys, bn vwls nw! Wld b sr t typ stff.
I support Gizmoo in the quest for a second nostroo. Is there a raf doctoo that could help?
Comment by Simon — October 20, 2004 @ 12:26 pm
All of us Bears recognize and support Gizmo’s having only one nostroo. Spike has asked to have a sign made so he can protest in solidaridoo. We’re going to get Jim to work on that, ’cause none of us print so well, and we’re scared of arts and crafts with scissoo and such.
We also support Manuel’s right to protest to bn vwls nw, though we kinda like vowels oursoo, cause otherwoo we don’t know what we’re sayoo.
OK Bye
Blinky
Comment by Blinky — October 20, 2004 @ 6:53 pm
It all becomes clear now! However, I have to say it is a kinda weak-ass protest at the mo (no offence intended)… me thinks you need some back up! Lets face it, 1 million anti-war protesters failed to get GWB’s attention.. 2 look-looks isnt likely to inspire Nostror (as the God of Nostrils is called) to imbue Gizmoo with the power of a dual-channel schnozz.
Fear not! Help is on the way!
Comment by Flon — October 22, 2004 @ 8:05 pm