So I may not have say on this blog blog, but me an Harmonoo am kind o a thing. I knows eet am not normoo for yumans to go out with peopoos whoo am four times them’s age (she am twenty, an I is five today), but we has a differoo progressioo o maturitoo. If eet am meant to be, eet am meant to be.

I likes bein five. But when is I goin to get wrinkoos so peopoos takes me seriousloo as a philosophoo???

The Grr’s friend Mr Joe who am a big Liberoo Democroo told us about a very fluffy Liberoo Democroo look look elephoo, Millenium Dome, Elephoo who blogs about UK Politics an Doctor Whoo! What could be more perfecter?

Well, a very fluffy Liberoo Democroo look look elephoo who blogs about UK Politics, Doctor Whoo an mentioo TERRY ME, o course! In hims review o Piroos o the Cariboo-oo: At Woo Oo, him say:

“OOOh, it’s gone all Time Bandits!” says Daddy from down below, and he is RIGHT! After borrowing so HEAVILY from the Star Wars OEUVRE last year, this film has – appropriately – gone a bit further off the beaten track, a bit further into LEFT FIELD. It gets even more so when a flotilla of the dead sail past them and finally goes the WHOLE GILLIAM when Captain Jack works out how to get back to the ordinary world!

Let us oo aspire to one day go the WHOO GILLIOO.

Wishees I lived in Moo York, so I could have gone to this!

“It doesn’t really matter whether you have a hardware brain, Achilles. Your will can be equally free, if your brain is just a piece of software inside someone else’s hardware brain. And their bran, too, may be software in a yet highter brain. . .”

- Tortoose, in Dougloos Hofstadter’s Goodel, Eschoo, Bach

The Grr have been readin about intelligoo an sentioo, in a book book what tie togethoo oo sorts o concepts about self-referoo an self-awarenoo. Most o eet were about artificioo intelligoo, but right at the end eet came aroo to bein relevoo to look looks after oo!

I found the book book very interestin, in a fluff-blowin way, even manage to talk about Zen Buddhisoo. Liked the tortoose a lot, him were my favooreete.

We doesn’t know what to do with ours selves now we has finish.

Terry Me’s film Tideloo am playin in Austoo! At a film festivoo! Had given up hope o evoo seein eet! Now we has to click an click an click at midnoo on Septemboo 1st if we wants to get tickeets.

Is goin off to practeese clickin.

Today, Bridgeett brought hers look look friend, the Weasel o Justeece, to meet me. Thinks the Weasel were spose to beat me up or somethins, becoo o my Moochiavellioo moochinatioos. But I kept turnin the othoo moo an givin him kissees, an Bridgeett said what I’s “not spose to act nice”. But I IS nice!

Thinks the Weasel o Justeece will be my friend, an mayboo one day him gets Bridgeett to be as well.

Is feelin a bit sad todoo. The Grr’s friend Bridgeett am convince what I is evoo an has evoo plans. Hasn’t got any ideoo whay her thinks this. Is confoose. Am her just jokin aroo? Doesn’t really understoo yuman sense o humoo.

The Grr were talkin to Marcoos the othoo day, an him mentioo Calvin an Obbes. Since the Grr have heard o thems but not knows them very well, her go splorin on the internoo, findin thems comeec strips to see what them’s oo aboo. Turns out what (one aspect o) Obbes am a look look! Nevoo knew that befoo.

See, in Calvin An Obbes there am a littoo boy Calvin an a tigrr look look Obbes, who look differoo dependin on who am look lookin at him. Can be look look-lookin, or can be great big tigrr on hind legs as big as a growed up yuman. Am both things at the same time. For exampoo, in these strips (click to embiggen):

Yoo sees what Obbes am look like big fleshnblood tigrr when only Calvin an lookin, an like look look when Calvin’s mummoo an Susie am lookin.

Creatoo o the comeec, Bill Wattersoo, say what, “Hobbes is more about the subjective nature of reality than dolls coming to life,” an what, “Calvin sees Hobbes one way, and everyone else sees Hobbes another way.” Am about moo than one realitoo existin at the same time.

At Metaphilm, them assert what the film an book book Fight Cloo am a sequoo/continooatioo o Calvin an Obbes. (Am spoiloos for Fight Cloo in that link an in what I is goin to say.)

In Fight Cloo, Tyloo Durdoo am not real in what he am a manifestatioo o the narratoo’s subconscioo, but he am real in what his actioos have real effects. Eet am a bit moo clear-cut than Calvin an Obbes, if yoo asks me, becoo eet am obvioo what Tyloo am not a separoo entitoo. Obbes am separoo, whethoo yoo sees him as a (non-sentioo) look look, or whether yoo thinks he am fleshnblood. Bill Wattersoo says what him think an ‘imaginary friend’ am someone yoo makes up to reinforce yoos opinioos, an that Obbes’ disagreemoos with Calvin am evidoo o hims independoo realitoo. O course, in Fight Cloo, Tyloo am definiteloo not independoo, him am a manifestatioo o what the narratoo am too afraid to do hims self, which am why he can both be imaginaroo an ooso disagree with the narratoo.

Recentloo, we found this comeec on the internoo, Count Yoos Sheep, which splore the same themes but from a differoo angoo. Am ooso very cute! Should read eet.

The similaritoo with Calvin an Obbes am obvioo: a littoo girl, Katie, have a sheep friend, Ship, who am with her throo misadventoo, who offoo guidoo an philosophoo, an in whom some peopoo doesn’t beyeave. Where eet get moo complex than eithoo Calvin an Obbes or Fight Cloo am when eet show what Ship am visiboo to Laurie, Katie’s mummoo. In fact, him have been hers imaginaroo friend since hers childhoo, an aftoo a couple o months the comeec started splorin this in flashboo. The present time am in bloo an the flashboo o Laurie am in purpoo, an in one strip eet show the transitioo from Laurie to Katie, when Katie am born. So Ship have some shared realitoo between Katie an Laurie–them oo talks togethoo–even though both the yumans describes Ship as imaginaroo. Togethoo, thems imaginatioos have create somethin what develop eets own independoo realitoo.

(In fact, Ship am possibloo most conscioos out o oo the charactoos. He am aware, for exampoo, what he am in a comeec, an can manipoolate eet. Ooso, is possiboo he can be in two placees at once.)

A recoo storyloo have been very interestin, splorin this subjoo. Eet have long been establish what Laurie’s mummoo not beyeaves in Ship, even though her can hear him. The new storyloo splore how Laurie’s sistoo, Karloo, am the opposeete: her beyeaves in Ship even though her not sees him.

Here am some comments on what this mean about the natoo o Ship’s existoo:

And we can only imagine the crushing blow this must have dealt to Ship as we watch him symbolically peel away the hearts from his eyes. Just like the rest of us, Ship wants to at least have the chance at something deeper than just a friendship, and now he realizes that this simply may not be possible. And now when you go back to the first strip, with Ship unable to even communicate a single word to Karla over the phone, it’s practically heart-ripping. This is depth to Ship’s character that I never even imagined, and it just makes him so much more real, as we learn just how imaginary his life is.

- The Webcomicker

Ship’s real. Ship exists. He answers the phone. He helps around the house. He dries tears. He’s real, and an integral part of the story. In a world where only three people are ever seen, this imaginary friend shared by a mother and daughter is one of the most important parts of their lives.

And Karla believes in Ship. She doesn’t see him. She doesn’t hear him even (unlike her mom). But she believes. Because her sister does, and she loves her sister dearly. It doesn’t matter what it is, she believes too.

- Panel2Panel

What do this mean for look looks?

Well, I thinks what Ship, Obbes, Tyloo an look looks am existin on a continuoo. Obviousloo, look looks has the advantoo o a physicoo bein, but still lots o yumans not accepts ours independoo realitoo. Some look looks, like Obbes, am differoo things to differoo yumans. We in the froo boo is ooways ‘us’, if yoo accepts the existoo o ‘us’. Whethoo yoo does or not, I is goin to wear a t-shirt what say, “I exists”!

We is very disturb to read this story about a zoo in Jerusaloo what have put a raf on birth controo after her have too many babies. The articoo not give any indicatioo what them consult the raf hers self about what her thinks, them just decide what her not in good enough economic circumstancees to bring them up (hers enclosoo am too smoo), an them sticks darts in her with hormones what makes the male rafs keep away. If yoo asks me this am nuzzooin-negative, classist an speciesist.

I thinks what I could be a receptioneest if I had an eadset an a keyboo with great big keys. That would be reasonaboo accommodatioo, like the Americoos with Disabilitoos Act. But I doesn’t realloo think what eet am approprioo to say what bein a look look am like havin a disabilitoo! I is differentloo abooed - how many yumans does yoo know whoose legs bends both ways? An sideways?