Eat crab poop! Jojojojo!

These very adventuroos bears (“beahsh” if yoo is Harmonoo) am the first looks in space! Does yoo think they brought back space grub? Was they subjecteed to magicoo space radiatioo an turn into space mootants? Will this open new doors for look look space toorism?

If only we had opposaboo digeets we would be perfect for space exploratioo. I means, not has to breathe or poop, not has to worry about pressoo differentioos an ours eyeboos squirtin out (not has eyeboos). Not dies of old age, so could go on long space missioos an be diplomootic envooys to alioo specieses!

Well, at least if yumans becomes too oppresseeve we can go live on the moo.

I decideed what I has to read a book befoo I is ten. Fing is, I decideed that only a coupoo o monfs agoo, an the book I wanteed to read were Cryptonomicon. Eet am over 9000! I means, over 900 pagees long. An eet am about codin an cryptologoo an Woo Woo II, so quite dense. An I wanteed to prove what I isn’t dense, an can read books, like my broo Manwoo who can not only read books but write them too!

On Monday, I finish readin eet! Now I is a proper persoo!

An I has to stop bloggin now becoo the GRR whose ooves I is usin have had martini.

The Grr have been on a look look rescuin missioo aroo the geocaches o Austin. Her found a Pokemoo an a Cat in an At, an them were very grubby. (Imagine! After bein in a box under some rocks them were grubby!) Since Mr Eaf an Mr Larry not care to share thems grub, the Grr wanteed to take them home to meet me an I would appreciate thems grub, but them said I had domesteec grub as oppose to the new look looks’ wild grub. So them went straight into quarantoo–a big boo, where they looks like they is the subjects o a scoo-foo sperimoo.

Mr. Eaf’s moo am no longer snotty! Commence Operatioo Ossicones-up-moo!

My new favoureete band am The Darknoos. Them beyeaves in a thing cooed grub!

[BeeGooBloo in silvoo lamoo troosers]

Neyo!

Last year nichterday I were standin in a kitcheen with 30 yumans singin appy birfday to me. This year I spendeed most o the day upside doo with my head behind the couch cushioo.

Hmm.

Neyo! Is doin my tag thingy. I has part twoooo, am that rude?

2. Bein clean. Even my broos likes bein clean! Not understoos this. Mayboo if yoo is a yuman what gets sweaty an stinkypoo yoo might want to have a boo, but whaaaaaaaaaaaaay I has to? Not doin nothin to nobodys by bein cover in grub. Only possiboo good thing about bein clean am what yoos oroo shows up brighter. But if I rolls in oroo grub, can do that anyway! Jojojojojojojojo.

The Grr say, “I isn’t very good at makin friends.”

Says me, “What is yoo talkin about? Yoo made a penguin!”

Neyo! Has importoo sartorioo questioo: if yoo is made o fluffnbeans an has no circulatoroo systoo, am eet still funny to wear big fat Chreesmoos fronds when eet am boilin hot outside an oo the yumans is passin out from heat strooke? Should we get the Grr to knit us summer fronds? I grubs my Chreesmoos fronds, is quite summeroo coloos anywoo, but some broos is startin to look like if them was yumans them would be overheatin.

Is goin to have weddin fronds soon, we hopes! But has to save them foo specioo occasioo.