I decideed what I has to read a book befoo I is ten. Fing is, I decideed that only a coupoo o monfs agoo, an the book I wanteed to read were Cryptonomicon. Eet am over 9000! I means, over 900 pagees long. An eet am about codin an cryptologoo an Woo Woo II, so quite dense. An I wanteed to prove what I isn’t dense, an can read books, like my broo Manwoo who can not only read books but write them too!

On Monday, I finish readin eet! Now I is a proper persoo!

An I has to stop bloggin now becoo the GRR whose ooves I is usin have had martini.

The Grr have been on a look look rescuin missioo aroo the geocaches o Austin. Her found a Pokemoo an a Cat in an At, an them were very grubby. (Imagine! After bein in a box under some rocks them were grubby!) Since Mr Eaf an Mr Larry not care to share thems grub, the Grr wanteed to take them home to meet me an I would appreciate thems grub, but them said I had domesteec grub as oppose to the new look looks’ wild grub. So them went straight into quarantoo–a big boo, where they looks like they is the subjects o a scoo-foo sperimoo.

Mr. Eaf’s moo am no longer snotty! Commence Operatioo Ossicones-up-moo!

My new favoureete band am The Darknoos. Them beyeaves in a thing cooed grub!

[BeeGooBloo in silvoo lamoo troosers]

Neyo!

Last year nichterday I were standin in a kitcheen with 30 yumans singin appy birfday to me. This year I spendeed most o the day upside doo with my head behind the couch cushioo.

Hmm.

Neyo! Is doin my tag thingy. I has part twoooo, am that rude?

2. Bein clean. Even my broos likes bein clean! Not understoos this. Mayboo if yoo is a yuman what gets sweaty an stinkypoo yoo might want to have a boo, but whaaaaaaaaaaaaay I has to? Not doin nothin to nobodys by bein cover in grub. Only possiboo good thing about bein clean am what yoos oroo shows up brighter. But if I rolls in oroo grub, can do that anyway! Jojojojojojojojo.

The Grr say, “I isn’t very good at makin friends.”

Says me, “What is yoo talkin about? Yoo made a penguin!”

Neyo! Has importoo sartorioo questioo: if yoo is made o fluffnbeans an has no circulatoroo systoo, am eet still funny to wear big fat Chreesmoos fronds when eet am boilin hot outside an oo the yumans is passin out from heat strooke? Should we get the Grr to knit us summer fronds? I grubs my Chreesmoos fronds, is quite summeroo coloos anywoo, but some broos is startin to look like if them was yumans them would be overheatin.

Is goin to have weddin fronds soon, we hopes! But has to save them foo specioo occasioo.

Today I is at work with the Grr, is sittin next to the keyboo usin the puter to look at naughty websites when her am in meetins (like Nude Raf Babes an stuff), an has a post-eet note stickoo sayin ’sign here’ on my moo. The Grr say not to have anyone sign eet or I will have to go in the whoopooboo. Ooso, eet not very sticky, which sposees am a good thing for look look pattern boodness. (Ooso why Manwoo not usees tape or velcroo for holdin on hims yarmookes.)

The Grr’s iProd (triboote to the Squeege, who likes proddin) have glowinthedark covoo. Wants to glowinthedark! Or at least glowinthedark fronds. Any suggestioo?

In Grr’s photographoo sectioo, she now have an alboo OO ABOUT US! As eet should be. So go there an look at look looks! An then look some moo.

But most wanteed to droo yoos attentioo to the pictoos o us in ours bootifoo matching Chreesmoos fronds and hat sets, what her knitteed us. LOOOOOOOOK!