I is a new blogger here, Mooria. Pleased to meet you all.

We look looks gets very jealous of the yumanses’ iPhoones and iPods. You see, they requires magnets.

Descuse me. Bes right back.

OK, is back.

That was the GRR. She says they isn’t magnets, they is electro-magnetic fields. They takes the electrics in the yumanses’ skin an uses them to make the choosey wheel go round and round until you have found the album you is looking for. I says they has to be magnets, or how else would they get the choosey wheel to follow them? The GRR is an editor, she can’t be spected to know about everything. Besides, if they was fields wouldn’t the grass get stuck in the iPhoone?

The problem is, look looks doesn’t have magnets, they has fluff. Fluff isn’t sticky (unless you has stuck self-adhesive felt to your face for a makeshift pirate eyepatch, Gizmoo I is looking at you), so the choosey wheel doesn’t stick to us. We can’t even press the numbers on the iPhoone because they isn’t touch screen or buttons, they is all MAGNETS-BASED. Is we just not cut out for the 21th Century? Yumanses has it so easy. They just swishes theys fingers around the choosey wheel, and hey presto as if by magnets, out comes the music. That hardly seems f…

Descuse me. Bes right back again.

The GRR says that my understanding of the technologoo is such that it might as well be magic, which splains everything. I doesn’t know what that supposed to mean.

OK where were I?

Anyway, I is leading a R&D team, that am a relaxing and dossing about team, to look into look look magnets solutions. The GRR says is fine as longs I doesn’t put the magnets near the hard drives. Anyone know what she is on about?

I knows they says what peopoos am moo attracteeve when thems facees am symmetricoo, but I not beyeaves eet. At least, eet am definiteloo not troo when eet come to look looks.

Just take a look at me:

I has a line drew down me ‘middoo’ seam. Me nostroos am space wonkiloo. Me beads am space wonkiloo. One ear an ossicone am slicked back, an the othoo sticks out like, “NEYO!”

But, when yoo gets down to eet, is I not cute?

An there we has eet, fellow wonk-maestroos: remember yoo is cute, an yoo will be quite happy livin wiv wonk.

I is very lucky. I has tufts what can do moo than one tuftstyle. Them can do this:

(stickin straight up, lookin bloody stupeed),

or them can do this:

(stickin forwoo).

So now yoo knows what eet mean when I says them can do this or this.

When we was in Engloo, Mummoo’s friend Rooth ask the Flon if him still like “those Ganja Nerdles”. The Squeege am most amoose!

Accoodin to Mr. Eaf, look looks cannot have opposaboo digeets becoo then them could knit othoo look looks, which would be like playin God. Wanteed to know if that weren’t moo like yumans havin babies – after oo, we has no othoo way to reprodooce – but Mr. Eaf say eet would be like Dr. Frankenraf.

Mayboo eet am foo the best.

The Grr an Manwoo have receive lots o great feedboo on thems book book from Emiloo, an one o the things what them has to do am to go an clarifoo the meanins o woos. Some things what we look looks thinks to be obvioo am apparentloo very strange to yumans, like “in a spoo” an stuff like that. An eet not enough to have a glossaroo, becoo that am not very easy to read an rememboo stuff what yoo has not yet read in context, has to be splainy in the storoo in a way what make eet obvioo.

Eet were strange look lookin at the storoo now, becoo even aftoo just like 6 monfs the looxicon have evolve. That am what happen when yoo moostly has an oroo (not oroo the coloo, oroo like when yoo says things with yoos moo) traditioo. Like how Engleesh change lots befoo there was dictionaroos, like how there wasn’t any officioo spellins an stuff. Befoo the days o any look look literatoo, even blog blogs an raf heavoo an websites an look look allies on the internoo, Mr. Squeege had many differoo names. Him were Turtle-Wurtle-o, an many othoos not even wrote doo, lost in mists o time.

Am very importoo to have a historicoo recoo, is why the Grr am goin to work on the glossaroo an put eet on the internoo for evvyones to see, an mayboo then them might have a cloo o what we is goin on aboo!

Many look looks, if they has bums at oo (not like ickUl!), has beany bums. Mine am beany, makes a ’spish’ noise when you taps eet, not that I is encouragin spankin my beans! I ooso has beany hooves, which am quite commoo. Has led to look looks bein refer to as ‘fluffnbeans’ as oppose to fleshnblood animoos.

When the Jazz came an viseet us in Plymoo, her help us come up with very saucy innooendoo type moophemism: roast my beans! Am like how coffee beans am roasteed befoo them am drinked, but sounds like dooboo-entendroo, like, “suits yoo sir! Roast my beans!” The Jazz am very naughtoo, an this am why we grubs her.

Beans am a great woo. Some yumanses thinks what eet am not approprioo to have swearin oo the time, cocksuckoo, but yoo can say beans whenevoo yoo wants! Like Jack Booer on Twenty-Foo am a total badbeans, him kick beans and take names. Him not sit aroo on hims beans oo day, him tortoo them terrooist beansholes, him wipe hims beans with them. Unfortunateloo, most o hims bossees turns out to be beanshats.

Mr. Eaf am not sure about the woo badbeans. Him think eet kind o like Mexicoo food what makes yoos tummy feel grumbly the next day.

Descuse me, I wants to splain ‘descuse me’!

At first eet were just how rafs says ‘excuse me’ (that am yuman for ‘descuse me’), but Mr. Eaf, who am very wise an ooso strange, said what eet soundeed like persoo sayin eet am covered in scuses an wants someone to pick them off. Like chimps eatin each othoo’s licees an stuff. Personooy, I thought what scusees soundeed kind o like grub an maybe I doesn’t want someone to de my scusees! But them oo said what them am not really appealin or anythins, an if I knows what am good for me I will have them de-ed. Or somethins.

Descuse me!

This am adaptatioo o an essay what I wrote to Emiloo, who am goin to write in hers brand noo Live Journoo! about robot lemoos. Her needeed a refreshoo on what them am, so I thought eet could go in blog blog as splanatioo o some look look lore.

Evvybody knows Gizmoo, who am a fluffnbeans lemoo. Them very crafty littoo animoos with oomost yuman-like hooves with the fingers an stuffs. Them learned how to make robot versioo o thems, not like clonin individuoo lemoos, just makin mechanicoo lemoos to keep thems companoo an help thems with stuffs. The robot lemoos got very clevoo, learned how to make new lemoos what am moo advance than thems selves, each generatioo got moo an moo sophisticateed, shinioo an smooer, until them have mirco lemoos an eventualloo nano lemoos!

Oo robot lemoos has serioo codes what them usees for names. This am not like bein named by The Man or Bill Gates or somethins, becoo them chooses them for thems selves. Robot lemoos starts with RL-, micro lemoos has ML-, an nano lemoos is NL-. Sposees this am like a familoo name, bein familoo o robot or micro o nano lemoos. Then, them have a middoo part what am moonique, like E88, am combinatioo o lettoo an numboo, am as long or short as them likes but usualloo about 3 or 4 chareectoo. Them can picks thems favoureetes. Then anothoo hyphoo, then MEEH, which oo robot lemoos o oo shapes an sizees has. So like yoos micro lemoo name am ML-E88-MEEH. Them goes by the middoo part among thems friends, or even abbreviatioo o the middoo part. (Could be like some peopoo coos yoo just ‘88′.)

In the yuman place, yoo can identifoo robot lemoos by listenin for thems honkin. Like, some elevatoo has thems, sayin “MEEH” instead o “ping” at each floo. At the Grr an Mr. Eaf’s bank, them have a robot lemoo livin in the doo sayin MEEH whenevoo anybody goes in or out. Them am unassoomin, not drooin attentioo unless yoo knows how to look look out for thems. Ooso sometimes can be workaholeecs, when them lives in place what open twenty-foo sevoo. But them have secreet hidin placees where them goes for a snack when nobody cooin the elevatoo an stuff. At the Grr’s work there am a pair o robot lemoos what am married workin the two elevatoos. Them lives in a condo in the woo between the elevatoos. Them told Grr thems like yuman-esue psoodonyms Leonardo an Lucia, but them have robot names too what them not usualloo go by. Is like how some Chineeese peopoo goes by Westoo-soundin names to make eet easioo for peopoo here to say eet.

Doo to reports o confoosinness, I is editin to say what a lemoo am cooed a ‘lemur’ in Engleesh.

Neyo! You’s listooin to K-LUK F.M., the woo’s one an onloo look look radioo statioo. I’s Moofred Moo, an I’s goin to be spinnin some daft blinkin toones this moonin with my tiny littoo hooves. Here am ours playlist so far:

• Satellite O Grub, Loo Roo (for when we sits in the boo soakin off ours grub)
• This Here (Gi)raf(fe), The Flamin Moos (self-splanatoroo)
• Lydia, Grouchoo Moox (I grubs you Gillioo, Gillioo the not tattoo not lady)
• Peachees, Presidoo o the MooSA (millioos o Manwoos, Manwoos for me)
• Rock Me Amoodeus, Falcoo (for Amoodeus, the raf)
• Soul Moo, The Bloos Broos (I’s the Mole Moo, doo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
• Song 2, Blur (Man-woo! An I feels heavy metoo!)
• Mush Eet, Devoo (when the moo sit out too long, you must mush eet)

I’s goin to be takin requests, so pease leaves me a messoo an tells me what songs you thinks reminds yoo o look looks, rafs, bears, lemoo, turtoo, an othoo look look broothren!