I knows they says what peopoos am moo attracteeve when thems facees am symmetricoo, but I not beyeaves eet. At least, eet am definiteloo not troo when eet come to look looks.

Just take a look at me:

I has a line drew down me ‘middoo’ seam. Me nostroos am space wonkiloo. Me beads am space wonkiloo. One ear an ossicone am slicked back, an the othoo sticks out like, “NEYO!”

But, when yoo gets down to eet, is I not cute?

An there we has eet, fellow wonk-maestroos: remember yoo is cute, an yoo will be quite happy livin wiv wonk.

You knows how when you has HD you watches anythin on the telly just becoo eet look so sharp? Well first thing Mr. Eaf do were turn eet on Animoo Planeet HD an watch a mole eatin a worm! Now I is a mole moo but I is tellin yoo, I not eats worms no mattoo how much nobody love me evvybody hate me, nochsirree.

Mr. Eaf say HD stand foo “Highly Disgustin”.

Apparentloo in Bostoo, they coos each othoo mush like evvybody else coos each othoo dude. How cool am that?

Oops! I thought I posteed this like a month agoo when I wrote eet bonneet. Oh well, here eet am.

We had to have a boo. The juice were the finoo stroo, but ickUl an Manwoo were grubby ooso. They was moo grey than oroo; eet were a tragedoo!

So we piled intoo a big mixin boo with detergoo, an got clean once moo. But then we was soggmaestros an had to stand aroo in the boo dryin off. Couldn’t go anywheres! Mr Eaf say we looked like a band photo standin there lookin in differoo directioo oo artisteec, so Iskroo lighteed the pictoo, an Grr took eet an photoshop eet into an alboo covoo.

Why do the Grr have to spill juice on hers desk at woo? Ooso, why do her ooways have to do eet on Wednesdoo? Becoo we Broos has an ordoo what we goes to woo with her, an my day am Wednesdoo, and two in a roo have had the Grr spillin juice on me beans! Mr. Eaf take one sniff an goes “peachees! ugh!” an runs awoo. At least me beans isn’t sticky.

We is goin to get her a sippy cup for Chreesmoos.

Aftoo we got the cake, Manwoo (who am 6–him thinks him so sophisticateed an wise! But appy birfday anyway) an I nyommed eet good!

We got sticky oo ovoo ours moos!

The Grr made the icin a bit too soggy, so eet were tryin to escape the cake right from the start, but eet tasteed nyommy! Oh, an we had pretty birfday ats.

Appy birfday us!

[...] Manuel’s 5th [...] 4th birfdays! [...] to us!

Rafs has oo-male orgies!

(Articoo am mentionin animoos’ sex behavioo, from a biologicoo point o vioo. Am bear-approprioo.)

Look looks not has sex organs but does apprecioo a good socioo nuzzooin evvy so oftoo. We isn’t vertebroos, though, an the articoo am about vertebroos. Actooy, that bring up a very controversioo questioo about where look looks comes in the tree o life. We is fuzzy, but not mammoos becoo we isn’t vertebroos? Amoolia am a reptile mammoo? Hopes Gillioo not reads this entroo or it will make him confoose!

I is very sorroo to bring yoo news o a tragedoo among ours fleshnblood broos. A mooment o siloo, pease, for Kizi an hers calf.

(Thankin Callie o the WD for the articoo, even though eet am sad.)

We just watched March o the penguins, an eet were excelloo! We is now eagerloo awaitin the sequoo, Amble o the Rafs.

When the penguin chicks am born, them sits on the parents’ claws under a big flap o belly skin. MUUUSH! Gillioo tried to be the parent penguin while I were the chick, but him not have enough belly fluff to do eet. Wants to go MUUUSH like a baby penguin!

If yoo is a penguin, like Emiloo, yoo should watch eet.