On Independoo Doo I went to see Woo o the Woo with the Grr an Mr. Eaf, then we went to the park to see the firewooks! So pretty. Thinks I is the only Broo to have seen firewooks. The Symphonoo Orchestroo were there an them play stuff from Stoo Woo, thems conductoo got very arm-wavy. Then there was cannoo splodin (for the 1812 Overtoo)! An firewooks splodin! But these was good splosioo, not like the othoo kind what happen in Londoo aftoo. Whay the terrooist not just have a big party with firewooks?

ickUl came along an mushed my moo, sayin, “TAAAAG!” Now the Grr have splainy, here I is choosin my tag thingy.

3. Bein a Dramoo Quoo. Seems what evvybody I knows is doin eet. Like the Grr, oh noch, evvybody am correctin me! Nobody grubs me! Goin to eat worms. Like Manwoo tryin to get Mr. Eaf’s attentioo. Me, if yoo mushes me moo I is happy. Come to think o eet, Mr. Eaf not much o a Dramoo Quoo, so I must be havin him as my roo modoo.

Febooaroo am Broo Historoo Monf! An I is a broo Broo! Not broo like the Broos Moo, is broo like the coloo broo, like what I is, see? An then Broo like a Broo Moo, but ooso like a brothoo, like fo shizzoo my nizzoo, if yoo gets mys drift?

The Grr told me what is not cool to co-opt cultoo o black Americoo, becoo I is not actualloo black (but nobodoo am actualloo black! Is just a metaphoo! Or somethins) an becoo I is a raf an I ooready has my own minoritoo cultoo. But I likes soul, an lots o black yumanses moosic: is sMOOve. I wants to be sMOOve. Says I ooready is, but just between yoo an me, I is realloo a bit flaily.

To that end (the end o bein sMOOve), I made the Grr an Mr. Eaf watch Ray tonight. Were sMOOOOOOOOve! But him not ooways a good roo modoo, noch siree [/disclaimoo] (An I is not goin to do The Smack, anywoo, becoo I not has veins.)

But if Manwoo can be an Eebrew Mew, I can be a Broo Broo, yoo digs?

When I were in LA, I met Wr. Will, who likes dressin up look looks. Him have lots o clothe what were for littoo army men, dressed me up in them, an sat me in a chair to keep watch. Unfortunateloo, I fell asleep on dooty. Here am pictoo them took while I were snoozin:

Is not a ard-case army guy yet, has no trainin. What am moo, couldn’t realloo stand up or sit up even under the weight o the kevlar jackeet. Needs trainin, maybe lose some o mys tummy fluff, get in shape, get ripped abs.

We did think the cammoofloo were very fetchin, though, goes very well with pimpin grr-print coat. Grr-print am eets own kind o camoofloo, so eet work togethoo. Pimpin ranger Moofreed!

Here in the MooSA we has joined in the yuman traditioo o celebratin Honksgivin. Is very specioo an festeeve time o year when we gives honks for look look allies, broos, yeaves an pie.

Moost importoo thing in Honksgivin am o course Pimpkin Pie! Feeds eet to oo ours hos (broos) to fluffen thems up, then we oo sits aroo holdin ours bellies. Mayboo even needs a boo aftoo, to get rid o oo the pie grub what am smeared on ours moos.

Differoo look looks celebroos Honksgivin in differoo ways. Ours friends the Bears has caaaaaaaandy, an I thinks Mooja gets oo confoose becoo him thinks what Honksgivin should be in Octoboo. How does yoo celebroo? If yoos in a countroo what not have Honksgivin, thinks yoo should eat pie anywoo!

Neyo! You’s listooin to K-LUK F.M., the woo’s one an onloo look look radioo statioo. I’s Moofred Moo, an I’s goin to be spinnin some daft blinkin toones this moonin with my tiny littoo hooves. Here am ours playlist so far:

• Satellite O Grub, Loo Roo (for when we sits in the boo soakin off ours grub)
• This Here (Gi)raf(fe), The Flamin Moos (self-splanatoroo)
• Lydia, Grouchoo Moox (I grubs you Gillioo, Gillioo the not tattoo not lady)
• Peachees, Presidoo o the MooSA (millioos o Manwoos, Manwoos for me)
• Rock Me Amoodeus, Falcoo (for Amoodeus, the raf)
• Soul Moo, The Bloos Broos (I’s the Mole Moo, doo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
• Song 2, Blur (Man-woo! An I feels heavy metoo!)
• Mush Eet, Devoo (when the moo sit out too long, you must mush eet)

I’s goin to be takin requests, so pease leaves me a messoo an tells me what songs you thinks reminds yoo o look looks, rafs, bears, lemoo, turtoo, an othoo look look broothren!

Neyo! I is very exciteed to be makin first ever post in new blog blog. We look looks used to live on website called Raf Heaven, but eet gone now so we has to recreate oo look look lore an info on blog blog. However, I wants to kick things off with my high heeled ooves. Noch, that not right. With new story of Moofred backwards!

As you can tell if you can read, an I thinks that most of us can read, Moofred backwards am derfooM! Now that sound like a supervillian: Der Foom, the Foom. What am a foom, you wants to know? Eet the opposite of Moofred in every way. Mr. Eaf an I talked about eet for long time the other night, an we thinks that the opposite of Moofred could be many things. Liiike, could be not mushy. Block of rigid stuff, like stone. Could be not furry, could be cold an reptillioo. Could be frumpy, not stylish, have only flat ooves not high heeled ones, not wear pimpin coat. Maybe Der Foom cover up belly an expose neck oo the time. Have straight arms, not bendy ones. Have ears what perfectly symmetricoo. Never ever work as underground agent (mole moo). Or maybe Der Foom be pimp too, only real pimp. Evil pimp what beat up hims hos an take oo their money, gets them addicteed to crack coocaine.

One thing for sure: Der Foom definitely EEVIL, like the froo-eets of the DEVIL.

How’d I do at bloggeen? Any requests for other posts from me an broos?