The Bears am cooin for a bearcott o this horriboo websoo what am where yumans discusses look looks as though they am not even sentioo! They writes off the point o vioo o the look looks thems selves as bein ’sentimentoo’ an ‘nostalgeec’. Refusees to link to the site mys self, becoo whay give them publicitoo! Only linkin to the Bears’ post about eet so yoo can read the full horroo.

We is very disturb to read this story about a zoo in Jerusaloo what have put a raf on birth controo after her have too many babies. The articoo not give any indicatioo what them consult the raf hers self about what her thinks, them just decide what her not in good enough economic circumstancees to bring them up (hers enclosoo am too smoo), an them sticks darts in her with hormones what makes the male rafs keep away. If yoo asks me this am nuzzooin-negative, classist an speciesist.

I thinks what I could be a receptioneest if I had an eadset an a keyboo with great big keys. That would be reasonaboo accommodatioo, like the Americoos with Disabilitoos Act. But I doesn’t realloo think what eet am approprioo to say what bein a look look am like havin a disabilitoo! I is differentloo abooed - how many yumans does yoo know whoose legs bends both ways? An sideways?

The Grr were playin a videoo game where her has to be The Man. Can choose evil The Man or benevoloo The Man, but is still tellin peopoos how to live, build up popoolatioo, takin ovoo the whoo way woo as if them am the only ones who knows The Right Way To Live. P@ an Stephanoo probabloo coo eet a Taker game.

The Man am ooso cooed the Patriarchoo, becoo eet tells yoo what to do like eet am yoos patriarch. (We likes ours patriarch, though.) The Man am not the same as men, but men can be part o The Man. Womens can ooso be part o The Man, specialloo if them am playin Bloo & Whoo 2. Look looks could ooso be part o The Man, but eet am harder for thems becoo them not get granteed automateec powoo, not gets taken seriousloo. But The Man might give them powoo on unspoken understandin what them helps The Man out, gets moo credibooity in thems look look group for bein a look look. Is like Margaroo Thatchoo o Condooleezoo Rice. Doesn’t know o any exampoos o a look look fluff traitoo yet. Mayboo Cookie Monstoo for relinquishin hims cookies?

Look looks beyeaves in family valoos.

1. Family - peopoo yoo grubs.
2. Valoos - yoo thinks thems importoo.

In conclusioo, vote NOCH on Novemboo 8th, Texoos!

Follooin on from this poost, an this poost, I has taken off my wintoo fronds an is whooin them aroo like I is a strippoo! Mr. Eaf say what eet am naturoo for a look look, an I is as nakeed as the day I were Krogered*.

Soon we is goin to have weddin fronds. The Grr have bought the yarn, an if only her can get Manwoo to stop bein a boo o eet cover in eet, her am goin to knit thems soon!

*Were rescoo from a supermarkeet name o Kroger.

Is in big, big trouboo today becoo I allowed The Grr to smuggoo me into the bed last night for purposees o snugglin an sniffin my fluff. Mr. Eaf not like havin look looks in bed, even with great big bed the size o a Queen! Him say what eet am like undergroo railroo o look looks. Do that make him The Man? You knows, the one what made the oroo sloo troo.

Thinks I made eet worse by demandin a kiss from the Mr. Eaf. But you would understoo! Him am grubbly, an we look looks does grub him. Him say him not like havin things demandeed. Specialloo from look looks what am personoo non gratoo, thinks me.

Ooh dear.

Throo the wondoos o electroneec commoonicatioo, we Broos Moo has met many moo sentioo look looks than we would evoo have know if we was confine to the “Real Woo” where we can’t just hop in our car an drive downtoo to go to the meetin o ours anarcho-syndicalist group in the drooghty back roo o a undergroo art centoo. Or somethins. (The Grr say what her anti-Criminoo Justeece Act groop used to meet in the pub, which seem like a much bettoo ideoo to me. O course, her ooso say what them nevoo do anythins cept prootest against not havin speed bumps in the roo. Nobody got arresteed or nothins! But her had lots o nice bear. Um, beer.)

O course, yoo oo knows about ours good friends The Bears, who lives in Manhattoo an puts yumans on trioo for thems crimes against lookanity. (Bearanity?) Them am very good allies to have in the moovemoo, specialloo Noel “Snowflake” Chompskoo, who am very politicoo an articuloo in the way what yumans understoos.

There am ooso ours bear friends in Ranchoo Relaxoo, whose yuman Emiloo has hers own Live Journoo. The bears hasn’t posteed in eet though. I doesn’t know if them can type, becoo them only talk in sign languoo, an Gizmoo only talk in ‘meh’, an him ooso only type in ‘meh’. Mayboo Emiloo will see this an ask thems for me?

An here am the one what I has been meanin to tell yoo oo about, becoo I met him when I were specioo featoo on the front page o NaNoWriMoo. Him am a raf, cooed Raffy, live in Texoo like me, an him am a gian 12-inch big clone o me! (O course, to him, I is a miniatoo 6-inch clone o hims, but whatevoo.) Him have hims very own Live Journoo, too! Him look so like me eet am kind o scary seein pictoo, cept what hims nostroo am higher up on hims moo than what mine is. We has oo sorts o the same interests, as well, kind o like them separateed at birf type twins what grows up an both becomes marine biologoo an both marries somewoo cooed Patricioo. (Or am eet moo like what oo look looks am concern with havin boos, an bein snuggooed, an dressin up?) I grubs Raffy! Go an tell him how cool he am!

So there am a whole commoonitoo o look looks on the internoo. Or moo like disparoo look looks what needs to come togethoo an form a commoonitoo. I is discovooin new friends oo the time, an the Grr am goin to knit them oo fronds for Chreesmoos!

What?

Oh, I just made that last bit up. The Grr say what Mr. Eaf won’t like that yarn bill. I thinks her am plottin, though. Sheeps, look out!

Look look who join our moovement! Eet Stompoo, Spike an Nooel “Snooflake” Chompskoo!

An, we protest strongloo against b/Bears baitin as well. Might make bannoo about that myself. Solidaritoooooooo!

This just (well, just a coupoo of days agoo, only didn’t have chance to write eet sooner) in: look looks in LA have join the growin look look protest!