Gillioo, oh Gillioo, I loves you Gillioo, Gillioo the tattoo lady.

That am what the Grr sang one day, led to whole woo of confoose for me! Far’s I knows, I is not lady. An my tattoos - is I yellow with broo tattoo or broo with yellow tattoo? One thing evvybody must learn about me is I is ooways tryin to find out what I is. Evvythin am identitoo crisees for me. Like, that one time peopoo started sayin “you’s a neyo” - is just an in-joke from Clerks Animateed Seroo, but I takes eet serioo. Wonders what am a neyo. Concludes must be someone what friendloo an want to talk but not sure what to say, am a bit shy. Like me! Says neyo to evvybody but not sure what to say next.

Mr. Eaf help me realise I is not a lady, an not tattoo neither - is just a metaphoo. But reserves right to call self tattoo lady anyway.

Neyo! I’s bloggen from where the Grr am workin this week. I’s sittin next to an oroo bear what say ‘Vermont’ on hims tummy, what the persoo who work in this office have on her desk. I’s tried makin friends with him, but him not really animate look look. This remind me of somethin what Mr. Jim say about hims bears. When ask what in hims house, him say:

A number of bears live here–as Fuchsia [the Grr] put it, inhabitants, not decor–and some of the bears also have their own bears, which are toy bears, not inhabitant bears.

Him ooso say some of the Bears’ Bears talks and am animate (at least to the Bears), some does not.

I thought about this one time when I wanteed a SpooBoo look look to be my friend. But I knows eet not really be SpooBoo, SpooBoo live in Bikini Bottoo with Gary an work at the Krusty Krab. My SpooBoo, bought from the stoo, would be a replicoo SpooBoo. When I were in the oroo slave trade at Gattiland, Mr. Gatti (ereafter “The Man”) made copies of me! Manwoo clones! They was not animate. They hung on the woo, were given out as prizees, not complain.

Owever, there am some look looks what start as bein replicoo, become animate, take on own existoo. Like Squeege. Him were never really Michelangeloo from the Toitles. Him only really become animate when him start bein hims own persoo. An Chmp, too. (Not Champ Bear!) Maybe somewhere a Manwoo clone become animate, but not Manwoo. Only one Manwoo!

What am a look look? Am eet like in Buffo where some has souls an some not? Am a look look’s look look a demoo? (Not a daemoo, like in Hims Dark Materioo - they am souls.) If a yuman body were made of fleshnblood, but not talk, not be animate, not even breathe, that be creepy, right? But them other look looks be made of fluffnbeans just like me, not talk, not be animate, but not creepy neither. Just kind of like a pillow. I doesn’t mind sittin with Vermont Bear even if him not a real look look.

I likes to wear a bonneet what Kaffie (Eaf’s mommo) gave me, eet blue an frilly with pink laces what ties up under me moo. Eet have blue hair attatch what melt slightly in tumboo drioo. One day I were sittin on Mr. Eaf, wearin bonneet, wants to go to the Grr. Says, throw me Mr. Eaf! So him throws me, but bonneet not done up. Comes off, falls on floor, Manwoo lands on Grr bonneetless.

“Me bonneet!” Says me.

Mr. Eaf not wants to get bonneet for me, him not sponsiboo for flyin bonneet, him not like bonneet anyway. I gets upset, wants me bonneet.

“Eat eet,” says me.

“YOU eat eet,” says Mr. Eaf.

“OK,” says me. “NYOM!”

So now, when we does anythin to somethin, we says ‘bonneet’ at the end, specially if the thing we am doin sound like ‘eat’. Like, getting rid of files on the puter: “deleete eet, bonneet!” When Mr. Eaf plays puter games, kills difficult boss or somethin, says “eat eet” to him.

Neyo! I is very exciteed to be makin first ever post in new blog blog. We look looks used to live on website called Raf Heaven, but eet gone now so we has to recreate oo look look lore an info on blog blog. However, I wants to kick things off with my high heeled ooves. Noch, that not right. With new story of Moofred backwards!

As you can tell if you can read, an I thinks that most of us can read, Moofred backwards am derfooM! Now that sound like a supervillian: Der Foom, the Foom. What am a foom, you wants to know? Eet the opposite of Moofred in every way. Mr. Eaf an I talked about eet for long time the other night, an we thinks that the opposite of Moofred could be many things. Liiike, could be not mushy. Block of rigid stuff, like stone. Could be not furry, could be cold an reptillioo. Could be frumpy, not stylish, have only flat ooves not high heeled ones, not wear pimpin coat. Maybe Der Foom cover up belly an expose neck oo the time. Have straight arms, not bendy ones. Have ears what perfectly symmetricoo. Never ever work as underground agent (mole moo). Or maybe Der Foom be pimp too, only real pimp. Evil pimp what beat up hims hos an take oo their money, gets them addicteed to crack coocaine.

One thing for sure: Der Foom definitely EEVIL, like the froo-eets of the DEVIL.

How’d I do at bloggeen? Any requests for other posts from me an broos?