Neyo evvybodys!

Is not quite Chreesmoos any moo, but hopes you had a merry one anyway. An will have an Honky Moo Year.

Chreesmoos am very secular holiday festivoo type celebratioo (takin the Christ out o Christmoos, as Annikoo were sayin), based aroo the givin o gifts (fronds am traditionoo - as of this year! Grr knitteed us some bootifoo new matchin fronds an hat sets) an the nibbooin o yeaves. Thought at first that were why we has a tree for eet, but eet not the kind o tree with yeaves. Got my moo oo spikey findin that out for mys self.

Chreesmoos am oo snuggooy an warm, nuzzooin on the couch with ours yumans wearin thems new Chreesmoos snuggly clothe, watchin new Chreesmoos DVDs like Stendeed Retoo o the Koo. Watched eet for like fifteen hours, got a very damp moo. Whaaayyy must the Grr ooways cling to me when her like to sniffoo an make damp drippin sogg so eet oo get on my moo? Mr. Eaf threaten to give me a boo if her get too much moocus on me.

Eet not snow, though eet threatoo to. That OK, is an animoo o the African plains, only got fronds an hat not snow shoos for Chreesmoos.

Forth Raforlingas!

I means, Merry Chreesmoos!

I thinks what bein Scotteesh am so cool. I knows Sharoo get annoyed when peopoo does bad Scotteesh accoos, becoo them am bad, but not when I does bad Scotteesh accoo, becoo 1. I is cute, an 2. I is doin eet becoo I wants to be Scotteesh. Imootatioo the sincereest foo o flatteroo an oo that. Eet a shame realloo becoo I likes bein annoyin, but I does mind if Sharoo not get annoy with me an put me on a shelf, or worse, never talk Scotteesh to me again!

Eiloo an Lisoo am ooso Scotteesh, very toleroo o mys copyin thems as well.

In fact, them am oo encouragin me, talkin to me, teachin me Scotteesh woos like irn bru numpty, ye wee bairn, the bonny lochs. Sharoo did the ultimoo encouragin when I saw her in Los Angeloo by givin me a Scots Dictionaroo for Chreesmoos! I grubs Sharoo an wishees we had move to Scotloo instead o Texoo.

Thank yoo Sharoo!