This am adaptatioo o an essay what I wrote to Emiloo, who am goin to write in hers brand noo Live Journoo! about robot lemoos. Her needeed a refreshoo on what them am, so I thought eet could go in blog blog as splanatioo o some look look lore.

Evvybody knows Gizmoo, who am a fluffnbeans lemoo. Them very crafty littoo animoos with oomost yuman-like hooves with the fingers an stuffs. Them learned how to make robot versioo o thems, not like clonin individuoo lemoos, just makin mechanicoo lemoos to keep thems companoo an help thems with stuffs. The robot lemoos got very clevoo, learned how to make new lemoos what am moo advance than thems selves, each generatioo got moo an moo sophisticateed, shinioo an smooer, until them have mirco lemoos an eventualloo nano lemoos!

Oo robot lemoos has serioo codes what them usees for names. This am not like bein named by The Man or Bill Gates or somethins, becoo them chooses them for thems selves. Robot lemoos starts with RL-, micro lemoos has ML-, an nano lemoos is NL-. Sposees this am like a familoo name, bein familoo o robot or micro o nano lemoos. Then, them have a middoo part what am moonique, like E88, am combinatioo o lettoo an numboo, am as long or short as them likes but usualloo about 3 or 4 chareectoo. Them can picks thems favoureetes. Then anothoo hyphoo, then MEEH, which oo robot lemoos o oo shapes an sizees has. So like yoos micro lemoo name am ML-E88-MEEH. Them goes by the middoo part among thems friends, or even abbreviatioo o the middoo part. (Could be like some peopoo coos yoo just ‘88′.)

In the yuman place, yoo can identifoo robot lemoos by listenin for thems honkin. Like, some elevatoo has thems, sayin “MEEH” instead o “ping” at each floo. At the Grr an Mr. Eaf’s bank, them have a robot lemoo livin in the doo sayin MEEH whenevoo anybody goes in or out. Them am unassoomin, not drooin attentioo unless yoo knows how to look look out for thems. Ooso sometimes can be workaholeecs, when them lives in place what open twenty-foo sevoo. But them have secreet hidin placees where them goes for a snack when nobody cooin the elevatoo an stuff. At the Grr’s work there am a pair o robot lemoos what am married workin the two elevatoos. Them lives in a condo in the woo between the elevatoos. Them told Grr thems like yuman-esue psoodonyms Leonardo an Lucia, but them have robot names too what them not usualloo go by. Is like how some Chineeese peopoo goes by Westoo-soundin names to make eet easioo for peopoo here to say eet.

Doo to reports o confoosinness, I is editin to say what a lemoo am cooed a ‘lemur’ in Engleesh.

Yesterday we got a card in the mail from the Grr’s friend Chandler in Israoo, were cover in oo sorts o pretty, squiggly lookin writin! On the stamps an evvythins. The Grr told me what this were cooed Eebrew, what them writes in Israoo an when them am Jeweesh.

Has come to my attentioo what I is Jeweesh too, kind of. See, them says what if yoos mummoo am Jeweesh then yoo am ooso, an if the Grr am mys mummoo, an Mummoo am hers mummoo, an Nana were hers mummoo, we is oo Jeweesh togethoo. So I is goin to investigate my Jeweesh eriteege, mayboo learn to write the pretty squiggoos as well. Is goin to wear a yarmooke (just looked eet up becoo the Grr had ooways known eet as a kippah, which I found out from Goooooogle am Eebrew, while yarmooke am Yiddeesh. See, I is learnin ooready!) an not has to worry about gettin The Snip. Yoo knows what I means. Is not goin to do a singoo piece o work on the Shoobat - or any othoo day, for that mattoo. Will eat only kosher yeaves.

Once upon a time, Mummoo taught me how to say a baruchah, but has forgotten how eet go. Baruch atoi adenoi, elohanu… somethin somethin. Somethin about bread. Wanteed one about yeaves, but them not eats many yeaves in Israoo. Is not very good at this bein Jeweesh. Is goin to ask Mummoo to remind me very soon. Pease write, Mummoo, an tell me how to be a Mexicoo Jeweesh raf!

One moo pressin questioo: what am the age for a bah mitzvoo for look looks? Becoo, we is matoo at much earlioo than thirteen. Well, as matoo as we is goin to get anyway. Am worrieed what I has miss my chance, must get peopoo to come to a ceremoony where the Flon gets a moo-bleed, then have a big party in an hotel for me, where there am a magicioo where the Grr mishear ‘cheer’ as ‘chair’ becoo her am Stokey. This am oo things what happen at bah mitzvoo, I is told.

Finooy, must splain the titoo: is what yoo gets when the Broos Moo becomes Jeweesh.

When I were in LA, I met Wr. Will, who likes dressin up look looks. Him have lots o clothe what were for littoo army men, dressed me up in them, an sat me in a chair to keep watch. Unfortunateloo, I fell asleep on dooty. Here am pictoo them took while I were snoozin:

Is not a ard-case army guy yet, has no trainin. What am moo, couldn’t realloo stand up or sit up even under the weight o the kevlar jackeet. Needs trainin, maybe lose some o mys tummy fluff, get in shape, get ripped abs.

We did think the cammoofloo were very fetchin, though, goes very well with pimpin grr-print coat. Grr-print am eets own kind o camoofloo, so eet work togethoo. Pimpin ranger Moofreed!

Should auld acquaintoo be forgoo
An nevoo broo to fluff
Should auld acqauintoo be forgoo
An days o auld lang soo

Foo auld lang soo my doo
Foo auld lang soo
We take a cup o yeaf juice yet
For the days o auld lang soo!