Neyo! Has importoo sartorioo questioo: if yoo is made o fluffnbeans an has no circulatoroo systoo, am eet still funny to wear big fat Chreesmoos fronds when eet am boilin hot outside an oo the yumans is passin out from heat strooke? Should we get the Grr to knit us summer fronds? I grubs my Chreesmoos fronds, is quite summeroo coloos anywoo, but some broos is startin to look like if them was yumans them would be overheatin.

Is goin to have weddin fronds soon, we hopes! But has to save them foo specioo occasioo.

The Grr an Manwoo have receive lots o great feedboo on thems book book from Emiloo, an one o the things what them has to do am to go an clarifoo the meanins o woos. Some things what we look looks thinks to be obvioo am apparentloo very strange to yumans, like “in a spoo” an stuff like that. An eet not enough to have a glossaroo, becoo that am not very easy to read an rememboo stuff what yoo has not yet read in context, has to be splainy in the storoo in a way what make eet obvioo.

Eet were strange look lookin at the storoo now, becoo even aftoo just like 6 monfs the looxicon have evolve. That am what happen when yoo moostly has an oroo (not oroo the coloo, oroo like when yoo says things with yoos moo) traditioo. Like how Engleesh change lots befoo there was dictionaroos, like how there wasn’t any officioo spellins an stuff. Befoo the days o any look look literatoo, even blog blogs an raf heavoo an websites an look look allies on the internoo, Mr. Squeege had many differoo names. Him were Turtle-Wurtle-o, an many othoos not even wrote doo, lost in mists o time.

Am very importoo to have a historicoo recoo, is why the Grr am goin to work on the glossaroo an put eet on the internoo for evvyones to see, an mayboo then them might have a cloo o what we is goin on aboo!

Today I is at work with the Grr, is sittin next to the keyboo usin the puter to look at naughty websites when her am in meetins (like Nude Raf Babes an stuff), an has a post-eet note stickoo sayin ’sign here’ on my moo. The Grr say not to have anyone sign eet or I will have to go in the whoopooboo. Ooso, eet not very sticky, which sposees am a good thing for look look pattern boodness. (Ooso why Manwoo not usees tape or velcroo for holdin on hims yarmookes.)

The Grr’s iProd (triboote to the Squeege, who likes proddin) have glowinthedark covoo. Wants to glowinthedark! Or at least glowinthedark fronds. Any suggestioo?

Is havin somethin o a sartorioo an traditioo crisees, so I wrote to Rabbi Moorope for advice. (Has hers permissioo for postin advice for benefit o othoo Jeweesh look looks on the Internets.)

Neyo Rabbi Moorope,

Has a very importoo questioo for yoo regardin Hebrews Moo. Were thinkin about makin the Grr knit me a yarmooke, but would be very difficoo to make eet stay on me ead, what with not many tufts to pin eet to an with ead appendages (ears an ossicones) stickin right up an lookin bloody stoopeed. Wondered if eet would be acceptaboo for makin yarmooke with holes what I can stick my ossicones up throo, then would stay on much bettoo. Only, the whole point am covooin the tufts an ead, right? Would eet be moo approprioo to covoo ossicones as well?

Yoos in confoosioo,

Manwoo
xx

My dear Manuel,

The purpose of the yarmulke is to cover the head, but neither the Torah nor the Talmud have any specifications on size. It is a symbolic head-covering more than anything, to remind you that G-d and heaven are above you or to show your identification with the Jewish culture. Some people wear very tiny yarmulkes when doing things like exercising–they don’t have to cover the entire skull. I think a kippah with earholes would be just fine (not to mention adorable).

Whether you cover the ossicones is up to you (and the Grr who is making it for you), but I think it’s not necessary. And it would make the kippah pretty lumpy looking.

Shalom,
Rabbi Merope

Ooso asked mummoo, who said what the laws am oftoo contradictoroo an open to interpretatioo. On the whole, thinks what there am no reasoo why ossicone-holes would not be allow.

On furthoo investigatioo, howevoo, had eet pointed out what eet might not look very much like a yarmooke if me ossicones was stickin out. Ooso might make eet too far forwoo on me ead. If I had a tiny littoo yarmooke stuck on the back o me ead that might be bettoo, but has no ideoo how to make eet stay on! Lots o yumans uses tuftsgrips, but hasn’t really got enough tufts to grip.

On Greg The Bunnoo, them says what look looks (puppeets on the show) am ‘boos o yarn’. Thinks that am apropoo, given what the Grr have recentloo starteed knittin look looks out o yarn. Is oo fluff! Her grubs hers alpacoo yarn, is very soft, wants to make look looks out o eet what her can nuzzoo in hers moo. Her have bought a pattoo for makin alpacoos out o alpacoo yarn, now tell me what that am not somehow sinistoo.

Ooso, our entire apartmoo am cover in yarn. Not just look looks what am like processed yarn, but piles o raw look look materioo in boos, skeins, hanks, tangooed messees. Evvywheres!

I likes puttin eet on my head an singin, “I’s a boo o yarn, covered in yaaaaaaaaaarn!” Mr. Eaf say what eet am like a Broodway toone. (Most o ours toones am eithoo Broodway show toones or piroo sea shantoos.) I says what we should write one togethoo, moosic by Mr. Eaf, lyreecs by Manuel Mootoya. I is very cute with yarn on my ead, if I does say so mys self.

The Grr have starteed very strange new habeet o knittin look looks. Is a pitcoo o hers first creatioo right here (has to scroo doo past Mr Eaf an hims Wristwarmoos o Powoo).

I not knows what to think o this developmoo! First o oo were just normoo knittin on the needoos, saw eet growin an becomin strange shapes, then more bits o knittin, then her brought home giant bag o look look insides! (Told her to keep thems in the fridge, at least.) Her sewed up the bits o knitteed look look, then put stuffins in eet, then eet were a penguin! Came to life, waddooed around, honked a bit an flapped eets wings. Not realloo sentioo yet, but could be!

I has wrote befoo about Build a Boo, an while I not objects on principoo is most strange seein a big tank o look look insides. Just like seein a look look bein createed befoo ours very beads. Must o be like when Saroo an Harpoo saw thems littoo sistoo bein borned!

The Squeege say what him ooways know we has been create in a factoroo somewhere, oo o us was design an made by yumans somehow, an I sposees what eet am preferaboo for us to be lovinly hoof-made by look look activist yuman. Just, VERY VERY STRANGE, is oo!