I used to have this show, Joan o Arcadioo, then eet got cancel. Manwoo had a show, too: Stoogoo. Eet go forth an mootiply into SG-1 an Atlantees. Hims othoo show got cancel, though, becoo eet not have enough Vulcan boobies.

Hims Stoogoos just starteed again, him saw how I were upset what I not has a show any moo what I can sing along to the theme toone. Him say, we can share the shows. Them am ours shows now.

What a display o brooerly grub!

Follooin on from this poost, an this poost, I has taken off my wintoo fronds an is whooin them aroo like I is a strippoo! Mr. Eaf say what eet am naturoo for a look look, an I is as nakeed as the day I were Krogered*.

Soon we is goin to have weddin fronds. The Grr have bought the yarn, an if only her can get Manwoo to stop bein a boo o eet cover in eet, her am goin to knit thems soon!

*Were rescoo from a supermarkeet name o Kroger.

On Independoo Doo I went to see Woo o the Woo with the Grr an Mr. Eaf, then we went to the park to see the firewooks! So pretty. Thinks I is the only Broo to have seen firewooks. The Symphonoo Orchestroo were there an them play stuff from Stoo Woo, thems conductoo got very arm-wavy. Then there was cannoo splodin (for the 1812 Overtoo)! An firewooks splodin! But these was good splosioo, not like the othoo kind what happen in Londoo aftoo. Whay the terrooist not just have a big party with firewooks?

Neyo! Has been a not tattoo not lady for 2 year! Am very old, but Mr. Eaf say what there no age o majoritoo for look looks, so am just as old and young as I were on Saturdoo.

The Grr say a look look tattoo am havin embroideroo on yoo. Mr. Eaf say if her get a raf tattoo, one o us must get a yuman tattoo.

Neyo!

Last year nichterday I were standin in a kitcheen with 30 yumans singin appy birfday to me. This year I spendeed most o the day upside doo with my head behind the couch cushioo.

Hmm.

The Grr go to work evvy days, an this am not approve of by the look looks! Soon we hears her not goin to that work no moo, we hopes her have a break betwoo works so her can stay at home with us. Her say her hopes her not have a break becoo then her not pay for new fronds yarn an like the house an the new Prioos an stuff. I thinks the Bears relate, only the Grr not have a Merican Spress like Jim, just a visoo an a mastoocoo.

To make us feel bettoo about her havin to go to work, her takes one o us evvy day. Five days in the workin week, an five Broos Moo! Works out perfectloo! Her not take us oo becoo would have to take a yuge bag for travellin look looks, her not yeaves us overnight in hers coobe. There am look looks what lives at work, but we lives in the apartmoo. So evvy days one o us go to work an sits next to the spee-ackerrr, an says neyo in IM to Mr. Eaf. We says, “Neyo typin with my moo,” so him knows eet am us, but eet come out full o wonk an mostly extroo punctuatioo an numboos. Needs giant keyboo for look looks - am discriminatioo! ickUl am the best at eet becoo o hims pointy moo. Gillioo an I is the worst (Gillioo’s moo am too giant, so him types with hims hooves). Gizmoo have type, “Meh-eh meh-eh meh meh meh,” an him not bad. Moofreed am bettoo at typin with hims moo than with hims tiny littoo hooves, for some reasoo, but him am the best at diallin the phone.