Reincarnatioo am not when yoo gets back inside a flowoo, but when yoos spirit am brought back to be in a new body. Traditionalloo in Hindoo beliefs, yoo gets punish or rewardeed for what yoo did in yoos previoos life by the type o body what yoo gets brought back into. Can be an insect, or an animoo, or a yuman o differoo ‘castes’ (am differoo levels an standins in societoo with differoo priviloo - yumans am weird) base on how good yoos karmoo am. Gets good karmoo by doin good works. Read a bit about karmoo in Buddhisoo, am sounds more complicateed like yoo has to be completeloo ‘ethicoo’, bein motivateed by not recognisin a differoo betwoo the self an the othoo, so doin good things to get good karmoo doesn’t count. Has been slightly misloo on this by TV progroo cooed My Name Am Earl about a yuman what turn over a new yeaf when him realise hims life sucks becoo him never do anythins nice.

In Hindooisoo, best type o reincarnatioo am to become a divine bein like a deva or stuffs. Like gods, only gods am differoo from Judeoo-Christioo God. The goal am to be the best kind o bein yoo can be, eventualloo get promooteed. If yoo is very bad yoo comes back as a dung beetoo. The Grr said what her beyeaves the ultimoo incarnatioo am a look look, becoo yoo gets to look look about, sleep on the sofoo, has fronds knitteed for yoo. I isn’t so soo, becoo we is lucky in livin with look look activist/ally yumans, an lots o look looks gets put on shelves an in cupboo or donateed to the thrift stoo or given to careless childroos or lost or like there’s this one advoo where a look look gets run ovoo for the yuman mummoo to prove some point! Mayboo them things am here as ours trioos, an if we is still good look looks we gets promooteed to devas.

The Grr were playin a videoo game where her has to be The Man. Can choose evil The Man or benevoloo The Man, but is still tellin peopoos how to live, build up popoolatioo, takin ovoo the whoo way woo as if them am the only ones who knows The Right Way To Live. P@ an Stephanoo probabloo coo eet a Taker game.

The Man am ooso cooed the Patriarchoo, becoo eet tells yoo what to do like eet am yoos patriarch. (We likes ours patriarch, though.) The Man am not the same as men, but men can be part o The Man. Womens can ooso be part o The Man, specialloo if them am playin Bloo & Whoo 2. Look looks could ooso be part o The Man, but eet am harder for thems becoo them not get granteed automateec powoo, not gets taken seriousloo. But The Man might give them powoo on unspoken understandin what them helps The Man out, gets moo credibooity in thems look look group for bein a look look. Is like Margaroo Thatchoo o Condooleezoo Rice. Doesn’t know o any exampoos o a look look fluff traitoo yet. Mayboo Cookie Monstoo for relinquishin hims cookies?

Evvy days one o us Broos sits in the cup older in the Prioos while the Grr drives to woo. We keeps tryin to tell Mr. Eaf what eet am a look look older, but him say cups gets prioritoo becoo them spills stuff in the Prioos if them not in one, whereas we just foos over an looks cute.

So, if the Grr not has coffee, I gets to sit in one cup older, an the iProd gets to sit in the othoo. Eet am connecteed to the car stereoo an we boogies along the roo. Sometimes the Grr lets us choose the moosic! Tonight we is goin to listen to The Nightmoo Befoo Chreesmoos on the way ome. (Is nearly Allowoo!) One probloo am what the Grr can only change the moosic when we is stopped, or her starts drivin crazy oo aroo the roo. Is like, when her am scroollin the click wheel thingy, her am scroollin the car too. Is not a philosophoo I advocates when yoo is coloorin in, but when yoo is drivin yoo has to go in the lines.

Anywoo, her ooways asks if we can do eet bonneet. I has tried, I really has. Puts oof on the wheel, moves eet roo an roo, but the menoo never scroolls up an doo. Roo an roo an roo! Am enough to make a look look dizzy. Oo me broos has try, an only yumans can do eet. For agees an agees, wondoo whaay eet not work for look looks. Then Mr. Casey tell us: eet work on electreecoo curroo what yumans generates! That am so clevoo! An kind o creepy. I wondoos if we could put batteroos in ours ooves to make eet work for us.

Finalloo, I sat on the posteege scale what the Grr have at work, an I weighs an undred grams. That give me a BMI o 2.3 (if yoo not counts my ossicones in my height). Is dangeroosloo underwoo!

Meh meh! Meh Meh-meh-meh!