Mishter Eaf thinksh my earsh should shtick upwight wather than waying fwat on my head, sho he pwoposhed a courshe of ear thewapy, in which my earsh would be tied forwawd for a few daysh before being weweashed, in the hope that they would go BOING! I’d got sho ushed to fwat earsh that I thought it would wook weird, but after shome contempwashion I thought it might be exshiting to have a new wook, and I deshided I wash wiwwing to give it a go.

Mishter Eaf wapped a bandana awound my head, making me wook wike I wash embwashing the peashant aeshthetic. I shtayed wike that for a whowe weekend, untiw I wash weady to unveiw myshewf in aww my new gwowy:

Earsh!

I wash sho exshited about my new wook that I went aww bwuwwy.

Shadwy, my earsh are getting fwatter again after having been out of the bandana for a few daysh. Perhapsh thish wiww have to be a weguwar thing if I want to keep my earsh perky.

Ahh, the twiawsh of being an ewderwy wook wook.